Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Top 8 Suprisingly Attractive Looks and Traits We Find in Women.


Yes, we all have our type.

Be it the curvy morena bombshell, no not the natural morena,
but the one with golden brown tan na parang laging nasa boracay look, and she seems tired all day cause she's so laid back - with matching pungay ng mata, and just can't wait to go to the beach again...duuuudddeeee..

Or the classic mestiza with the rebonded hair, 
the one we always look forward to in the morning,
the one who always wears those sundresses and seems to be friendly with everyone, to the point that sometimes we may think that she likes us, but NO she's just nice to everyone.  (yes, we all have that office mate).


And of course if you lived in the 90's you would always lean towards the alice dixon and carmina villaruel type (tall and mestiza)


Or if you're teenage years were around the year 2000,
you'd love those chinita petite types.
 - - - think heart evangelista- john pratts years; not echo years - also, see Angel Locsin - Click days; where she was tomboy charlie.

And how can we forget the modern filipino man favorite
petite-payat, pero malaki ang boobs. (yes, that maui taylor did starch a lot of bed sheets)


Yes, we men ogle and celebrate (and in worse cases high-five)
at a centimeter length sight of a clevage, yet fail to notice the different hair-do that our seatmate took hours to arrange, just for you to notice and say something out of the ordinary other than "nandyan na ba si sir?".

enough about the obvious, the following is a list of...

8 Suprisingly Attractive Looks and Traits We Find in Women.



8. Speaks in a kolehiyala tone

Oh the kolehiyala, some men may find them annoying and down right irritating, but in reality our irritation is only brought about by the fact that we can't have them.
Her dad is a lawyer/businessman/government official/ and yes, will probably kill you if you touch his daughter - - oh yes, the makings of a 90's telenovela add to the kolehiyala girls' appeal.
Part of the attraction would be the possible sounds and phrases the kolehiyala would come up with once you get intimate with her. The "dah bah?" (di ba?) and "tuh-lah-gah?" (talaga?) would suddenly translate to more pleasing sounds only a kolehiyala could come up with.
And to top it all off, once we get along with your dad, we'd be able to ride one his benz's that goes "pot!pot!"



Russian Roulette,walang talo



7. The Labandera-look (swept-up pony tail)


A personal favorite, which i still couldn't fathom why.
Maybe we had a hot labendara growing-up, which i still have a hard time remembering who.
Or maybe it's just the fact that they seem to look like they just got out of bed, and everytime you see them your mind just starts going, boom chika wawa, like a scene from an 80's porno flick.
Be warned though, this look is all about balance.
- the labendara look will only work if you look polished from head to toe; thus should not be paired with an oversized shirt or PJ's,
otherwise you'd look like, well... a labandera.


Pagbilang ng Sampu naka-tago na kayo

6. Needy Girls - Damsel in Distress

These days the number of men who know how to change a tire or even use a saw are getting smaller by the minute, and the number of independent women (que destiny's child's song) are rapdily increasing. Women nowadays are driving, they are heads of our departments, chugging down 3 bottles of red horse beer, kicking-out their husbands on the house they (women) bought - - yes, while singing beyonce's irreplaceble.
So, with every single moment that we men are needed, we can't help but feel good about ourselves. Whether, it's opening a bottle of coke, helping you move, or a shoulder to cry on because your BF beat you up for the Nth time, we just can't help but gravitate towards you, and make us feel the Chivalrous man that we have become.


Tahan na


5. NO Make-Up


Well, wears NONE to LIGHT make-up perhaps.
This is probably not applicable to most women, but if you already have great skin and would just be spending a regular day in the office or at school, try wearing as little make up as possible (see. face powder). Yes, that shocking red lipstick looks hot on your bestfriend (the one you always secretly compete with), that's why you got a pink one instead, but hey pink lipstick is not for everyone.
Try lipgloss instead, for that I-just-got-of-a-fiesta-and-ate-a-whole-plate-of-lechon-for-myself look.
Simply put, we'd prefer our luxury cars stock and our steaks with as little seasoning as possible.



No Comment; mahirap na


4. Boy Shorts and Tank Top


There was a time when we went crazy over the sight of a thong peeking at the waistline, or the overly laced matching lingerie with the straps connecting the stockings to the panties.
Now, the prefered choice of ladies underwear are the boy shorts and tank top ensemble. It's probably the teenage girl look that brings us back to our adolescence, or perhaps the boy shorts that makes any flat butt-ed girl seem j-lo-ish.



I used to have one this long


3. The Mataray


Yes, most of the time if you're mataray, you're probably the last person they would like to talk to, as you just stress everyone out even for the smallest reasons (say, having the waiter accidentaly bring you toyo instead of patis). But secretly, when the boys have their drinking sessions you never fail to make it on the "it" girls list.
Maybe it's your pagsusungit that reminds us of our elementary school teachers and brings us back to our navy blue shorts wearing days; or perhaps the relentless challenge ala taming of the schrew.



aprub kay bossing!



2. Pony Tail and Cap look


This one is a classic. It brings you back to the Martina Hingis and Anna Kournikova days of tennis. Maybe it's the sporty look that's says "hey i'm fun and outgoing!" but still manage to be lady like with the neatness of the ponytail.
Just in time for the summer ladies!
So, go now and borrow your tito jun's 1990's chicago bulls baseball cap and get that yellow rubber band and put it all together.
But seriously, think more of the look below:
dito na me, wer na u?


1. Jeans and White Top

Probably the safest and perhaps sexiest get-up the modern day filipina can wear - - -  the skinny (or low rise) jeans with matching white spandex blouse or tanktop. It's simple, most of you girls have this in your closet, if not, it's easy to find and very affordable.
Reasons why we like this - -  
you look comfortable and confident in it;
it's neat,
it's simple,
it's not too intimidating and makes you approchable, 
it's the modern day baro't saya.
Things to consider though, jeans should fit perfectly, hindi yung mag mumukha kayong suman, and probably a darker wash. As for the shirt, fabric should be desirable to touch, white should be white (not yellowish white), and of course ironed.
Try pairing this with the cap and pony tail look and you're all set!
 
Ikaw na te'!

Just remember, the whole context of this is keeping it simple and not over-doing things.
And before you forget, Smile. you'd never know if mang boy is looking at you.

Watch out next Wednesday for a New Top 8!

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